so i should be taking a practice exam. . .

considering i have a property exam tomorrow at 10 am and i havent studied. . .thats probably what i should be doing right now! but im not-instead im updating all of you fabulous people(ie Jenni-bc im pretty sure noone else reads this) on my not so fabulous life!!! So i think that instead of actually taking the property exam we should just head straight to "HONG KONG" for scorpion bowls. . .whatever they are---so the plan for me tomorrow is-since i have a flight at 517 im going to take the exam-finish at 2 then get my luggage carry it to the bar with me-finish a "bowl" and then take a cab to catch a flight back to my fabulous homeland. . .NO not CUBA. . .viva cuba(thats for my dear LLM Jenni). . .but MARYLAND--oh that fabulopus state!! i can hardly wait!!

Apparently "studying". . .

so rumor has it i have a civ pro exam on Monday. . .well at least i like to pretend it's a dirty rumor that isn't true. . .im supposed to be studying right now-but i have been enticed by the prospect of doing laundry and more importantly DRINKING. . . i find it hard to believe that im actually using "im doing laundry" as an excuse---thats almost as bad as "im washing my hair"-this leads me to the question who have i become??? law school does bad things to you! i have this horrible sinking feeling that 3 years from now when i graduate my family is going to sign me up for one of those cheesy "makeover shows" because law school not only sucks the life out of you. . .it apparently sucks the style out of you too!!! im afraid im becoming the not so Fabulous Amanda which is completely utterly HORRIFIC!!! TEAR
one more thing to shed a tear about. . .this is the FIRST Saturday nite i have stayed in since moving to BOSTON!! Again i ask. . .who have i become????????

That me, my "puppy" Maddie and some shitty flowers some fool sent me!! SUCKER!!! HAHAHA 

my very first blog!

If my mom were here, she'd take pictures, unfortunately just your mom is here...(and she looks like ass on film).


I'm OBVIOUSLY not studying right now in favor of filling you, my underlings, in on details of my FABULOUS existence.